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boy to girl: are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!
girl answered: No, of course not, WHY ?!!
boy: because you have everything that I am searching for 





Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha 
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u 
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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.Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha.

Girls are gift of God and boys are the cover of that gift to keep it safe 
   I do not have the world but I have a girl that rock my world.

When a boy calls you ’’hot’’ disregard him.
You are a girl, not a temperature! 

Son to his Father: My girlfriend has left me & she sent me "private pictures" with herself and her new boyfriend .... what should I do 
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Father: sent them all to her father