Girls vs Boys (6)

                                                   Girlfriend's r like an Internet virus
                                                    Girlfriend's r like an Internet virus 
                                                          They Entry Ur life
                                                         Scan Ur pocket,
                                                           Transfer Ur money,
                                                                 Edit Ur mind,
                                                    Download their problems,
                                                        Deletes Ur smile,
                                                                 & Hang u 4ever

boys psycology: fraud wid inocent gur

                                                          boys psycology:

                                                  fraud wid inocent gurl,

                           frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,

                                                     flirt wid freaky gurl,

                                                    luv wid cute gurl,
                                                                   
                                                      marriage!!!

                                              "jesi ammi kehti hain"

                      1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he ta

1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
                      Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the

Ladkiyo ne nara lagaya.
"HAMARI MAANGE"

Piche se awaz aayi
"SINDUR SE BHARO"

                              1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya

              1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya.
Ladki ne use KISS kar liya.
Wo GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladki ne puchha- Kya hua?
Ladka- Guldasta lene ja rha hu.
                               Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
                        
                                          Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain

Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain

Girls vs Boys (5)

  *._.* Love Before Marriage.. JANO. 

               Love Before Marriage..
JANO..Agur Tum Nhi Tu Myn B Nhi, Myn Nhi Tu Tum Nhi...
       
                       Love After Marriage..

             Beghairt..Aj Tu Nai Ya Myn Nai..

                                                                                        Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte 

           Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain

 Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.

           Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?

      Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se

                           naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D   Hahahah

                                

 Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari

                            Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho 
                                Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya 

                          Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu 

                          Girl : Kyu 

                          Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

           Boy: Aap ka Mobile No. kya He?

                  Boy: Aap ka Mobile No. kya He?
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                 Girl: Shut Up! (1st Drink then Think )
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                .Boy: Ap Apna Mobile No. De dain, Mujhe

         500 Ka recharge Ma Kitna Balnace Aata He!

                Girl: How Sweet!!
                                              Ye lo.. ;-)           

            

 Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah

                      Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.

                            Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

                        Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-)

                    Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor

                                                                                              "Girls"

                            Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st 
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga 
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

                          2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh

2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
“Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.”
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!

      

                         A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR, Jan! 

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

Jan!

Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k

i'm already married

Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he

                        BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi" GIRL: K

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"


GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?



BOY: Achi film hai na..!


GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!



BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????



GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....

                             Two guls are talking to each other: HEY

Two guls are talking to each other:
                                         HEY I GOT MARRIE

                    OH,THATS GOOD!

                  NO DATS BAD ,HE'S UGLY!
                                                                OH DATS BAD!
                            NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
                                                   OH,THATS GOOD!

      NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY

                       OH DATS BAD!
             NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
                                 OH,THATS GOOD!
            NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
                                          OH DATS BAD!
                        NO DATS GOOD 

                  did u know what is mean by MAN M=marvel

did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man

Two Lovers In Pak-Tower... . Boy: Tm I

Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
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Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
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Girl: Kuch Nhi.
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Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
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Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy

"Letreen"

Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :->
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Moral: Aur Phasao Leyari Ki Bachi.. ;->)

                                     Girl: I Like You. 

Girl: I Like You.
Do You Like Me? :)

Boy: No.

Girl: =(

Boy: You Never Asked If
I Loved You.

Girl: Awwww,
Do You Love Me? =)

Boy: No. . .

                              Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.

Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don't
u feel sad?
The boy replied "I lost the one who never
loved me, but she lost the one who
really loved her."......

                       Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai

Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..

                     Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan

Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,

Kuch Naram Sa,

Kuch Namkin Sa,

Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.

Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Puri.

Girls Vs Boys (4)

Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon

                                                      

                                              Boy Me 20 yrs ka hon Tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon Boy: Phir chalen? Girl: Kahan? Boy: Twenty Twenty khalne. . .

   

aurtain marte dam tak

                                                       Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien . . MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA ;->

He went near her & told her 2 words

                                                                                   Night was dark, Moon was high. Boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y? He came close 2her, she felt shy. He went near her & told her 2 words PETROL KHATAM!

               Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st 
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga 
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

•                          New style of proposing a girl.. 
  New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister
•                   BOY-Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar
• BOY-Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahi Mago Gi Na?
  GIRL-Nai, Me Aisi Ladki Nai Hu.
  Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.
•                            A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ?
• A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??
  
  Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it
  
  Girl : What ?
  
  Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
•                            Girls Psychology

             Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro    

                           Degrees Of Girl!! B.A= Beautiful Ange

Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.

                boys psycology: fraud wid inocent gur

Boys psycology:

fraud wid inocent gurl,

frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,

flirt wid freaky gurl,

luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!

"jesi ammi kehti hain"

                                   How a girl replies if Himesh proposes

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;

O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!

Girls vs Boys (2)

                 

     Love massage in 140 words

Best Message Ever . . .

A Man Becomes Valuable
When
A Girl Drops A Tear For
HIM

N

A Girl Is Priceless
When
A Boy Drops A Tear For
HER . . .

                                

                                Boys r best than girls

Boys R Very Kind Than Girls

Proof :
Most Of The Girls Don’t Like
To Help Unknown Boys.

But

All Boys R Always There
To Help Any Unknown Girl..;):D

                                        

Great comedy sms on boy v/s girl

Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?

Boy: Long Drive Pr

Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya

Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai

Girl:
Kaise

Boy:
Break Nai Lag Rha…

                           

                              Slideshow Love

It Is Said That If A Girl Closes Her Eyes,
She Sees The Person She Loves The Most
And When Boys Do That,
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Slide-Show Begins 

                              Girlfriend insult

A VERY-VERY CLASSICAL INSULT..

Girlfrnd:
Main Abhi Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon..
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Boyfrnd:
Arre!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya..???:D

                            Propose a girl

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.

Boy:
I Love U..

Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

Boy
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir…;.

   i got something to tell you

Me and bf were txting one evening:

Him: Hey (MY NAME), I have something to tell you
Me: What?
Him: I don’t like you anymore
Me: What?
(me very confused and like what)
Him: I love you. Your the nicest most beautiful girl I have ever met
Me: Awww. You scared me!
Him: Sorry, i didn’t mean to scare you, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you!

                                  Raining

Clouds, Unimpressed And Unafraid,
Began To Rain On Their Parade.

But People Just Below On Earth,
Alarmed At Hot And Cold’s Great Mirth,

Dropped Their Chores And Ran For Cover
To Give Privacy To These Two Lovers.

For Love, Although We Think It Warm,
Can Be As Violent As A Storm.

                           Tumhare liye dua hai

Taras gaye tumhare deedar ko, dil phir bhi tumhare liye dua karta hai, hum se to acha tumhare ghar ka aaina hai, jo rooz tumhein dekha karta hai.

                              1 Larki k parhne se sara ghar

Log kahte hain k 1 larki k parhne se
sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hai.
Lekin us larki k college jane se
40 larke fail ho jate hain

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uska kya?

 Koi larki mangey mera Number

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

              Latest love story

“LOVE”STORY”
Ek”LARKI”rozana gali se guzra karti thi
Usk chehray par naqab hua karta tha
Ek”LARKA”us par marta tha
Shayad wo dil say”PYAR”karta tha,dil ki bat kehne me dair hogai
Us dewanay ki 3 din pehle mout hogai
Parosi ne apna farz nibhaya
LARKi ko qabar tak layE
LARKI qabar pa ronay lagi
Apnay ansuon se qabar ko dhonay lagi
Tb qabar se awaz Aai
AYE KHUDA YE KESA INQILAAB AYA HAI
AAJ MAIN PARDAY MAIN HON TO MERA MEHBOOB BENAQAB AYA HAI.

                          Mobile Dekh Sakta Hon

Boy:
Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon?
Girl:
Han Q nai,
Just a mint
Inbox delete,
Sent item delete,
Call history delete
Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.