Sunday, September 1, 2013

Girls vs Boys (5)

  *._.* Love Before Marriage.. JANO. 

                Love Before Marriage..
JANO..Agur Tum Nhi Tu Myn B Nhi, Myn Nhi Tu Tum Nhi...
       
                       Love After Marriage..

             Beghairt..Aj Tu Nai Ya Myn Nai..

                                                                                        Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte 
           Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain
 Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.

           Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?

      Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se
                           naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D   Hahahah
                                
                            Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho 
                                Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya 

                          Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu 

                          Girl : Kyu 

                          Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

                  Boy: Aap ka Mobile No. kya He?
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                 Girl: Shut Up! (1st Drink then Think )
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                .Boy: Ap Apna Mobile No. De dain, Mujhe

                Girl: How Sweet!!
                                              Ye lo.. ;-)           
            


                      Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.

                            Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

                        Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-)

                    Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor
                                                                                              "Girls"
                            Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st 
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga 
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

                          2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh


2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
“Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.”
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!
      
                         A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR, Jan! 

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

Jan!

Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k

i'm already married

Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he
                        BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi" GIRL: K

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"


GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?



BOY: Achi film hai na..!


GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!



BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????



GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....
                             Two guls are talking to each other: HEY

  • Two guls are talking to each other:
                                             HEY I GOT MARRIE
  •                     OH,THATS GOOD!
  •                   NO DATS BAD ,HE'S UGLY!
                                                                    OH DATS BAD!
                                NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
                                                       OH,THATS GOOD!
  •       NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
  •                        OH DATS BAD!
                 NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
                                     OH,THATS GOOD!
                NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
                                              OH DATS BAD!
                            NO DATS GOOD 
  •                   did u know what is mean by MAN M=marvel
  • did u know what is mean by MAN
    M=marvelous
    A=and
    N=nice
    and the word WOMAN mean is
    W=wanted
    O=other
    MAN=man
  • Two Lovers In Pak-Tower... . Boy: Tm I
  • Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
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    Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
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    Girl: Kuch Nhi.
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    Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
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    Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy

    "Letreen"

    Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :->
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    Moral: Aur Phasao Leyari Ki Bachi.. ;->)
  •                                      Girl: I Like You. 
  • Girl: I Like You.
    Do You Like Me? :)

    Boy: No.

    Girl: =(

    Boy: You Never Asked If
    I Loved You.

    Girl: Awwww,
    Do You Love Me? =)

    Boy: No. . .
  •                               Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
  • Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
    But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don't
    u feel sad?
    The boy replied "I lost the one who never
    loved me, but she lost the one who
    really loved her."......
  •                        Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai
  • Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

    Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..
  •                      Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan
  • Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,

    Kuch Naram Sa,

    Kuch Namkin Sa,

    Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.

    Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Puri.
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