Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon
Boy Me 20 yrs ka hon Tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon Boy: Phir chalen? Girl: Kahan? Boy: Twenty Twenty khalne. . .
aurtain marte dam tak
Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien . . MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA ;->
Night was dark, Moon was high. Boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y? He came close 2her, she felt shy. He went near her & told her 2 words PETROL KHATAM!
Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
- New style of proposing a girl..
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister - BOY-Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar
- BOY-Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahi Mago Gi Na?
GIRL-Nai, Me Aisi Ladki Nai Hu.
Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena. - A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ?
- A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??
Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it
Girl : What ?
Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes - Girls Psychology
Girls Psychology!!!!
Fraud with Innocent Boys,
Fun with Handsome Boys,
Friendship With Charming Boys,
Contact With Intelligent Boys,
Flirt with freaky Boys,
Love with faithful Boys,
and In the end marriage with Rich boy
Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
Degrees Of Girl!!
B.A= Beautiful Angel,
B.E= Beautiful Eyes
B.sc= Beautiful Structure
B.L= Beautiful Lips,
MBA= Marriad But Available.
B.A= Beautiful Angel,
B.E= Beautiful Eyes
B.sc= Beautiful Structure
B.L= Beautiful Lips,
MBA= Marriad But Available.
Boys psycology:
fraud wid inocent gurl,
frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,
flirt wid freaky gurl,
luv wid cute gurl,
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marriage!!!
"jesi ammi kehti hain"
fraud wid inocent gurl,
frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,
flirt wid freaky gurl,
luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!
"jesi ammi kehti hain"
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!

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