Girls vs Boys (2)

                 

     Love massage in 140 words

Best Message Ever . . .

A Man Becomes Valuable
When
A Girl Drops A Tear For
HIM

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A Girl Is Priceless
When
A Boy Drops A Tear For
HER . . .

                                

                                Boys r best than girls

Boys R Very Kind Than Girls

Proof :
Most Of The Girls Don’t Like
To Help Unknown Boys.

But

All Boys R Always There
To Help Any Unknown Girl..;):D

                                        

Great comedy sms on boy v/s girl

Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?

Boy: Long Drive Pr

Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya

Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai

Girl:
Kaise

Boy:
Break Nai Lag Rha…

                           

                              Slideshow Love

It Is Said That If A Girl Closes Her Eyes,
She Sees The Person She Loves The Most
And When Boys Do That,
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Slide-Show Begins 

                              Girlfriend insult

A VERY-VERY CLASSICAL INSULT..

Girlfrnd:
Main Abhi Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon..
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Boyfrnd:
Arre!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya..???:D

                            Propose a girl

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.

Boy:
I Love U..

Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

Boy
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir…;.

   i got something to tell you

Me and bf were txting one evening:

Him: Hey (MY NAME), I have something to tell you
Me: What?
Him: I don’t like you anymore
Me: What?
(me very confused and like what)
Him: I love you. Your the nicest most beautiful girl I have ever met
Me: Awww. You scared me!
Him: Sorry, i didn’t mean to scare you, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you!

                                  Raining

Clouds, Unimpressed And Unafraid,
Began To Rain On Their Parade.

But People Just Below On Earth,
Alarmed At Hot And Cold’s Great Mirth,

Dropped Their Chores And Ran For Cover
To Give Privacy To These Two Lovers.

For Love, Although We Think It Warm,
Can Be As Violent As A Storm.

                           Tumhare liye dua hai

Taras gaye tumhare deedar ko, dil phir bhi tumhare liye dua karta hai, hum se to acha tumhare ghar ka aaina hai, jo rooz tumhein dekha karta hai.

                              1 Larki k parhne se sara ghar

Log kahte hain k 1 larki k parhne se
sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hai.
Lekin us larki k college jane se
40 larke fail ho jate hain

.
uska kya?

 Koi larki mangey mera Number

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

              Latest love story

“LOVE”STORY”
Ek”LARKI”rozana gali se guzra karti thi
Usk chehray par naqab hua karta tha
Ek”LARKA”us par marta tha
Shayad wo dil say”PYAR”karta tha,dil ki bat kehne me dair hogai
Us dewanay ki 3 din pehle mout hogai
Parosi ne apna farz nibhaya
LARKi ko qabar tak layE
LARKI qabar pa ronay lagi
Apnay ansuon se qabar ko dhonay lagi
Tb qabar se awaz Aai
AYE KHUDA YE KESA INQILAAB AYA HAI
AAJ MAIN PARDAY MAIN HON TO MERA MEHBOOB BENAQAB AYA HAI.

                          Mobile Dekh Sakta Hon

Boy:
Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon?
Girl:
Han Q nai,
Just a mint
Inbox delete,
Sent item delete,
Call history delete
Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.