Girls vs Boys (3)

Shadi Mei Jin Aa geya

Shadi Mei Jin Aa geya,
Jin Ko Dekhte hi Larkyon Ki Chekhen Nikal Gaen,
1 Baba Ne Kaha
Sari Larkiyan Wazu kar k Aen,
Sab Wazu kar k Ain
.
Tou
.
Jin Ki Chekhen Nikal Gain.

      

                          Boy Friend To Girl Friend

Boy friend
(Bohat romantic andaz me):
Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!
Girl friend:
Kiya?
boy friend:
.
BAREEK KANGI.

                             

  Girl 2 boy

Girl 2 boy:
Muje apna mobil de do men isko dekh k tumay yad karun gi.
Boy:
Tum ye soch k muje yad kar lena k me ne manga tha usne nahe dia.

                       joks on boys vs girls

Boy Girl Se:
Ro Kyun Rhi Ho?

Girl:
Mere Marks Bohat Km Aye Hn?

Boy:Kitne?

Girl:
Sirf 90%

Boy:
Bibi Khuda Da Khof Kr,
Enny Wich
3 Mundy Pas Ho Jandy Ny.

    

                          Sunshine of My Life

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.

Without You Life Is Cloudy.

You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.

Girl: Darling!

Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

                     

  Busy generation in the world.

Boys r tha most busy generation in the world.

1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear

.1 leg on break 1 leg on accelerator.

1 ear on music

1 ear on mobile

     

  Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA

Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA…! Girl fastly gave him Rs.50 and said:”YE chanda kisi masjid ka hai ya foUNDAtioN KA”?

         

Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola:

Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola: Tu to meri jan hai, Tu mera iman hai, Larki ne sandle utari tou larka bola: Mein b Pakistan hun, Tu b Pakistan hai!