Girls _____Boys ____JOKEs (1)

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai Mera top 3000 ka hai

            Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.

                                    Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
             Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
                              20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

                     A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt

                                      A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…

                                            Long enough to cover the subject &

                                                     short enough to create interest.     

                                                      Define Girls

Larkiyon Ki 5 Baaten Kabhi Samajh men Nahi Aaten..

1) Tum Na
Bohat Woh Ho
(Pata Nahi Woh se Kya Murad Hai Banda To Soch men Par JaieGa Na 

2) Mujhe Tum se Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi
(Yeh itni jaldi Ummeed kyun lagati Hain 

3) Tum Pehlay Jesay Nahi Rahe
(To Phir shuru men kyn kaha tha K Main Tumhen badal Dungi 

                                                                                     4) Sach Batana Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon?
                                                                                         (Yar Sach Bol do to sab kuch khatam 

                                                                                 5) Main Bohat Buri Hoon Na
                                                                                  (Aub Haan Bol Do To Gai Bhens Pani men :- )

• Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin Ek la
  
  Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin
  
  Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?
  
  1st: Pinki Behen
  
  2nd: Sara Behen
  
  3rd: Nadia Behen
  
  Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?
  
  Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!

• Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan ja
• Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha...!
  
  Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy ,,,,!
  

• Boy did mistake, Girl shouted at him, 
  Boy did mistake,
  Girl shouted at him,
  Boy :"SORRY"
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  Girl did a mistake,
  Boy shouted at her,,,, Girl started crying,
  
  Boy : "SORRRRRY" :D :P
  
  Kia Ye Khula Tazaaaaad naheeen?

• Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay .. -
  Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay ..
  
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  Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo ..
  
  Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!! :P

• Boy: Aap ka Mobile No. kya He? . Girl:
  
  
  Boy: Aap ka Mobile No. kya He?
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  Girl: Shut Up! (1st Drink then Think )
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  .Boy: Ap Apna Mobile No. De dain, Mujhe Check Karna He 500 Ka recharge Ma Kitna Balnace Aata He!
  
  Girl: How Sweet!!
  Ye lo..
  
  ;-)

• How to disturb...''' Boy:Pen hai? Girl
  How to disturb...'''
  Boy:Pen hai?
  Girl:nai hai.
  Boy:Pen hai pen?
  Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
  (thori dare bad)
  Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
  Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.                                   
  
  
  ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
  Boy:Hathora hai?
  Girl:nahi..
  Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??
  :D :P :-))

How to kill a - BOY - ?

Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Girls mobile number.
Then Lock him in a place with "No - N E T W O R K - coverage"
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How to kill a - GIRL - ?

Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewellery's, costly cosmetics.
Then, lock her in a room without a " - M I R R O R - "